Wimps beware. Professor Payne Indeass's Butt Blazin Recipe #3.
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Ingredients: Habanero Peppers, Apple Cider Vinegar, Salt, Xanthan Gum, Celery Seed, Mustard, Red Pepper, Black Pepper, Bay Leaf, Clove, Allspice, Ginger, Mace, Cardamom, Cinnamon, and Paprika.