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Heat level : 9

Hottest Fuckin Mini Sauce 44ml

Heat level : 9
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We warned you. This is a serious fuckin' hot sauce. That's right we said it-- because we had to. There is no other way to describe just how hot this sauce is. I suppose we could have said, it is like the fiery depths of hell or that it is ass-burning and even keep away from pets or small children and avoid contact with sensitive areas, but that just seems so wordy. The sauce is hot as fuck.


Succinct, to the point -- no beating around the bush. Honesty is always the best policy, isn't it? If this sauce burns intensely, do not be afraid to let it out. Scream fuck at the top of your lungs. You will feel better. There is no better verbal therapy.


Ingredients: Habanero Peppers, Water, African Oleoresin, Scotch Bonnet Peppers, Salt, Onion, Vegetable Oil, Acetic Acid, Garlic and Xanthan Gum.

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Howard R.
A little dab'll do ya.

Morgen sez she drinks this in water as a digestif or to release serotonin or something. My use for it is in soup. Some soups. Such as tomato, minestrone and gazpacho but not consomme, clam chowder or vichyssoise. Get it? No? Oh well.
Allow one drop, or less depending on bowl size, to seep mucellagenously in the centre. Then stir well. Stir VERY well. At this strength you'll not only get a pleasant buzz but actually be able to taste the African Oleoresin and Scotch Bonnet, and they do have a taste.
P.S. If my math is right, a litre of this stuff, if purchased in the smaller bottles, will set you back $136.14. But Joel might give you a quantity discount. Especially if you wear a Coor's baseball cap.