After years of cow tipping, stealing dentures from my grandmother, and kicking the wooden leg of my handicapped friends, I decided to move on to something more fun. I spent weeks mixing the hottest ingredients known to man and have concocted the hottest sauce. So hot, in fact, that one taste will leave your head spinning, you knees knocking, and your mouth shouting. "Well, smack my ass and call me Sally.."
Ingredients: Tomato Paste, Pepper Extract, Vinegar, Molasses, Soy Sauce, Salt.