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Bacon Scented adhesive Mustache

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Please note: reduced due to adhesive backing difficult to peel off correctly, requires someone with good fingernails to do the job.


Super charge your manliness with the Bacon-Scented Mustache.


Maybe you aren't man enough to even wear it though! This is the kind of thing that goes perfectly with woodchopping, killing a snake with your bare hands or internalizing your emotions.


It's the only mustache that makes you hungry all day.


Being 4" (10cm) wide, it is enough to mask your pathetic, unmasculine, bare upper lip.



  • Fake mustache that smells like bacon

  • Remove back to reveal adhesive

  • Fits most adult faces

  • Package contains 1 mustache

  • Masculine! Really masculine...